The Soft Serve Podcast

Dolphins are Labradors! SAFE FOR KIDS and WORK

What happens when you get 6 cousins in a room together to talk?

This. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!

No, I will Not Help You Move.

We are joined by Vape Ape, PM3PO, and (maybe) Professor Weasley to discuss:

• Air freshners and candles.
• Deet.
• Ticks!
• Hunting and meat.
• When do friends stop helping friends move?

Water is food!

Lela, Ted, & Stomping Jen return, to discuss:

• 0:00- Fairs.
• 22:00- Disney movies.
• 36:00- The movie, "The Meg."
• 46:00- Stranger Things

Secure That Weapon While Fondling My Produce!

In this episode, Heather joins me to talk about the public health crisis of gun violence and her work and activism to enact sensible gun control legislation.

We also talk about another health crisis that has become an epidemic: disgusting people fondling farm stand produce with their disgusting hands.

Chlorine-Resistant Old Man Bacteria.

With a very special appearance by Vape Ape, and starring Professor Weasley, the Small Council assembles to discuss:

• Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul.
• gym ettiquette.
• the dangers of swimming in public pools.
• And so much more.

Talking to Kids: ”Ted” and ”Lela.”

Sawtooth Frank sits down with 11 year-old Ted and 8 year-old Lela to talk about a number of things:

• Why kids have a hard time listening.
• Adults and mobile devices.
• How to fight wild animals.
• Life on other planets.
• And so much more!

Small Council: Point that Spasming Cloaca at the Bidet.

The Small Council returns, with first appearances by PM3PO and Shiverin' Jim.

Strange, wide-ranging discussion covering:

• Jean Luc Picard.
• Canopies and biomes.
• Cloacas and frog sperm.
• bidets.
• and so much more!

First/Best/Worst Concerts and 8th Grade Movie with Stomping Jen.

Stomping Jen returns to the podcast to discuss concerts with Sawtooth Frank.

Jen and Sawtooth also talk about the movie, 8th grade, and how much it effected it Sawtooth.

Small Council: Horror Movie Villains and Death Row Meals

Sawtooth Frank and Stomping Jen Discuss Cats

In this first episode of Soft Serve, Sawtooth and Stomping Jen discuss cats.